The Not-Yet-Jaded-But-Smartass Librarian

The following is a pretty-much-true conversation I had today with a librarian whose name I can't remember, much to my embarrassment:

Other Librarian: So, how do you like it here?

Me: I like it!

OL: Keep working here, you'll get jaded.

Me: I don't need to work here to get jaded. I just have to date.

OL: I used to feel the same way when I was single. But don't give up. You could find the love of your life at the library.

Me: Yes. Dante Alighieri.